Bug Unit

My friend Jill, who is an avid reader of this blog, and is also a highly mediated individual has requested that ’since Britney got put away, I need you to up the excitement of your blog posts’. Jillymon, your wish has always been my command, so I bring you ‘Twenty- Something Blond Goes Crazy, Eats Too Many Biscuits’.

Edinburgh, Scotland.
Crazed blond ’star’, Jennifer, previously of GoChat fame, has been seen scoffing biscuits, prompting concerns about her mental and physical health. Psycologists believe that she may be comfort eating as a result of having been rejected by the BBC for a job on a show about farming in Scotland.

An un-named friend, who totally did not get paid for this interview, just really, really cares about her and wanted the world to know it (oh, and also wanted the world to know about those romps with lap- dancers, but only because he cares so darned much) says: ‘Jennifer is in a fragile state from so much rejection. She has always had a fragile ego, but being turned down by a farming show, after her dizzy GOchat heights, may have pushed her over the edge. She seldom goes out these days, and when she does, she always takes an umbrella with her.’

Reynard was not available to comment, but her cunning press hungry alter-ego, whom we will call ‘publicist’, had the following to say: ‘Miss Reynard would like to assure fans that although the BBC does not want her to work on a show about farming, her career is still going well, and while she admits to having been seen with an umbrella, we humbly assure the press that this is because it is friggin raining outside, Scotland being what it is’.